worst country song ever. & my life. (day22!)

*I am prefacing this update to say that while I do disagree with the particular message this song brings across, he did write it for his wife, who I am sure is totally normal-looking and not at all as crazy as the song makes it seem. let's look at her.

photo courtesy of google images & cmt.com

motherfucker. fine. just, fine. she is drop-dead, stunningly fucking gorgeous. and so is the girl in the video. so, guys will put up with any limit of crazy for that ^, but when it comes to this -->

 

well, we either get to be crazy or we get to be big. being both is a total no-no. that's asking men to deal with too much, right? (also, I am not at all saying that skinny girls have it easy. all women have to deal with stupid bullshit from men, skinny or not. it's just statistics that more physically appealing women can have many, many, MANY flaws and still have no lack of romantic relationships. but any mommas out there know that it doesn't give a damn what you look like, dating is still basically pointless lol. no actual guys ready to deal with you AND  your kids that no one else obviously wants, no matter how hot you look.) but seriously, this isn't some big serious mess i'm totally into. I just heard this fucking song so much that I decided to look up the video and it just cracks me up how all he had to do was put a sexy, skinny blonde in there and the words just fade away. even though they describe a very unstable woman. siiiigh. men. ;))*

 

i am a fan of many types of musical genres. "country" is one of them. I use quotations because I know that most people do not consider new country to be legit, but i love it just the same. howwwwwever, there is a popular song right now that reeeally confuses me.

 

 

 

okay, don't get me wrong. david nail is fantastic, his voice is beautiful, and normally he sings about real, deep stuff. let it rain, at a redlight... both are amazing, heartbreaking songs. but this shit? no.

 

we are, for now, going to completely ignore the fact that this video is totally full of fucking models and not real people. because really, it isn't that important, it just pisses me off.

 

the lyrics are where my real problem is.

 

She's a little complicated
She'll make her mind up just to change it
The kind of girl that keeps you waitin', waitin' around
She likes to get her toes done bright red
She's always reapplying her lipstick
The muddy river bank shes the first in and last out
She's got something I can't figure out
That everybody's talking about

 

 

now, when I heard the very first verse, I did a silent cheer. omg! that is totally me! I paint my toes red 10 months out of the year (blue for January & pink for June, the birthday month. don't ask me why. speaking of, I really need to  do that soon.) & i'm totally a fish & i'm totally crazy and complicated yay! ah, but it keeps going.

 

Shes got the blue jeans painted on tight
That everybody wants on a Saturday night
She got the mood ring, she's never the same
She's sunny one minute then she's pouring down rain.
And she'll do whatever she wants
And when she moves every jaw's gonna drop
And I do but I don't want her to stop
I want, I want I want whatever she's got
I want whatever she's got

this is the chorus, so i'm only going to share it once. but for god's sake. this girl is really starting to sound like a fucking bitch. and also completely bipolar and insane. what could possibly be worth dealing with that?
oh, wait. let's look again at the lady he chose to star as "her".

all images are screenshots, from the above video, courtesy of youtube, vevo, & david nail himself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is an incredibly beautiful woman. There is literally no debating that. but anyway, shall we move on?

 

Tell your mind before you thought it
What you thought your plan was park it
To figure out where your heart is so twisted up
Have you spendin' every weekend
And every penny you've been keepin'
Just to figure out what she's thinkin' when you're thinkin' it's love

this is where I start to get just a tad miffed at him. okay. I don't want anyone telling me my own fucking mind, thank you very much. no matter how awesome her fucking ass is. nor would I ever want to be with someone who has to spend all their money trying to figure out things that make me happy. do I like getting presents? uh yes. i'm a fucking 5 year old on the inside, complete with princess getup. do I like going out and doing fun things? yes. do I want a man to go completely broke trying to please my crazy bipolar ass? no way. I have just as much fun sitting at home, eating food I cooked, and watching movies, as I do going out and doing things. more fun, actually, most of the time, because i'm in pain A LOT. and going out and trying to be fun in public is fucking hard. there is literally no legit reason to be doing that. and if that's how his wife is, look for the divorce to pop up as soon as he loses popularity and she blows through all his cash, to figure out what she's "thinkin'". hell, I can tell you right now. he's thinking it's love, she's thinking it's cash. :))

 

 

She's got me hangin' on the ledge
On the edge of a kiss
All I ever wanna do is this
She's a little bit complicated
That's alright
Doesn't matter I'll keep on waiting
For whatever she's got
For whatever she's got 

 

 

graciously skipping the repeated chorus for ya. so this bit isn't really bad either. still reminds me of my amazing self, haha. but there you go folks. that was my tiny rant for today. now, let's get on to other things, shall we?

 

ok, so, for some reason I have kept my poof account going. oh, that's right, because i'm still SINGLE. woo. so, basically I let messages sit forever now. like every time I check it I have like 8 new ones that haven't been read in a week or two lol. but the other day I realized I had one from a fella I sorta-know that lives here in town. he's cute enough, nice, has a kid. however, he doesn't want a serious relationship. blergh. so we are talking and getting to know each other and i'm sure he wants to bang me, but that isn't gonna happen. but for helpfulness, he does have a nickname! welcome to the Toni Show, Guard!

 

 

 

I totally lied to him about sex outside of relationships and me. hahaha. because me and this blog know that is total bullshit, obvs. lmao. but honestly, i'm not doing this bullshit anymore. sorry, i'm not here to be fucked and left behind. you want some laid back, fun, bullshit? go find you a childless girl who loves to fuck random guys. it's really not that hard in our town, fella. get it tofuckingether.

 

but fuck him. I wanna talk about M&M. I finally figured out how to screenshot on my phone. and I have never deleted a single text between the two of us, since we started talking THREE MONTHS AGO. holy shit. so I figured i'd share some of our bestest convos with you all. yaaaay! we have 1176 texts. yes. yes we do.

 

 

as stated, our 1000th text. yay.

 

the night that my brother B & friends came over to get drunk, the night before the superbowl party & Kramer, these were our texts. sigh. :/

our first meeting, via text. :)) so much fun. so so much fun.

 

and a few more, from yesterday & today.

okay, serious talk. I delete texts allll the time. when i'm pissed, when i'm sad, when I don't want to read them. but even when he bailed on me for New Year's Eve, I still didn't delete his. and still haven't. you can go all the way back to the very first texts between us. how cuuuute, right?

no. it is not cute. it sucks. feels suck.

we are still texting. >.< he will be heading to work soon and im sure we'll talk all night. and if I stay up till he gets off work, we'll talk some more. fuck. fuck this. fuck M&M. okay, no I don't mean that. at least not in the bad way hahaha. I just.. hate this. so much. limbo is not the place for me. I clearly belong in either heaven or hell. most likely hell. so I just wanna get there already. ugggh.

alright, im done. at least for now. being sick and stuck indoors is leaving me lots of time to think and write. this alone took FOREVER. you have no idea how long it takes to type up a huge post, edit screenshots, find sources, lyrics, videos... so much! jesus!

toodles, invisbles!